Dear Hakeem Potter, Congrats, fam. You’ve been accepted to Hoodwarts.

Classes start Sept. 1st. Don’t be late—we enchant clocks, but we don’t play with time.

Bring:

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- 1 wand (non-crusty) and 3 robes (or fresh hoodies)

- Spellbook: “Hexin’ Ain’t Easy Vol. 1”

- Enchanted kicks (for floating AND flexing)

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Your ride pullin’ up Aug. 31st. Look for a flying Uber with bass.

Stay magical, Prof. Dumblefly 
Hoodwarts Principal & Professional Potion Sipper